Today I Am A Serious Goose Toddler Hoodie Or Infant Fleece Romper
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1687-N-HG-2T
Description
Story
For kids who can be adorable and dramatically "official" at the same time, this suit-and-tie goose nails the joke: a famously chaotic bird trying its absolute best to look important. The bold, meme-ready vibe is made for goose lovers and clean, quirky humor, whether it is for school-day confidence, family photos with personality, or a little extra attitude on a determined kind of morning.
Highlights
- Pick your piece: a Toddler Pullover Fleece Hoodie (2T-5/6T) or an Infant Fleece One-Piece (6-24 months).
- Both garments use 7.4 to 7.5 oz fleece in a 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester blend; the infant one-piece has a 100% cotton face on solid dyed colors.
- Toddler hoodie details include a jersey-lined hood with no drawcord plus a side-seam pocket, ribbed cuffs, and a ribbed waistband.
- Infant one-piece is footless and built for easy changes with snap closures at the back neck and leg opening, plus a reinforced crotch inseam.
- The infant one-piece is intended for daytime wear rather than sleepwear.
Free shipping on every U.S. order. No minimum, no threshold to hit.
We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
Shipping internationally? Rates are calculated at checkout.
| Size | Length | Width | Weight (lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2T | 16 | 14 | 28-30 |
| 4T | 17 | 15 | 30-33 |
| 5/6T | 18 | 16 | 39-49 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
| Size | Weight (lbs) |
|---|---|
| 6 Month | 11-16 |
| 12 Month | 17-20 |
| 18 Month | 21-24 |
| 24 Month | 25-27 |
Sized by baby weight rather than measurement.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.


