Today I Am A Serious Goose Racerback Tank Top for Women
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1687-R-HG-S
Description
Story
When you need to act official but still want the joke to land, this suit-and-tie goose delivers the mood. "Today I Am A Serious Goose" leans into the funniest contrast: a famously chaotic bird dressed for business, paired with bold wording that plays up mock confidence. It is for goose lovers, meme fans, and anyone who enjoys clean, dry humor for school, work-from-home calls, or low-key hangouts.
Highlights
- Suited-up goose artwork captures that "I mean business" vibe while staying unapologetically silly.
- Women's Lightweight Racerback Tank: 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester in a 4 oz lightweight jersey.
- Slim fitted women's cut; sizing up can help if you prefer a less fitted feel.
- Scoop neck racerback with bound neckline and armholes, plus side seams and a curved bottom hem for a clean finish.
- Lightweight fabric can be semi-sheer in some colors.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.5 | 15 |
| M | 28 | 16 |
| L | 28.5 | 17 |
| XL | 29 | 18 |
| 2XL | 29.5 | 19 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
