Suit-and-tie goose with bold wording printed on a unisex heavyweight fleece pullover hoodie
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Today I Am A Serious Goose Adult Hoodie Sweatshirt

Regular price $ 45.00 Sale price$ 39.00
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Style: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Color
Size

1687-H-HG-S

Adult Unisex Hoodie size chart
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the next few business days
Printed and shipped from Phoenixville, PA.

Story

When you need to look like you have it together but your sense of humor says otherwise, this suit-and-tie goose delivers the perfect mismatch. The sharply dressed bird and bold statement lean into mock professionalism with a wink, made for goose lovers, meme fans, and anyone who likes clean, quirky humor for school, work-from-home calls, or casual hangouts.

Highlights

  • 8 oz heavyweight fleece with a classic loose, boxy fit for that laid-back hoodie shape.
  • Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord for a tidy, pulled-together look.
  • Front pouch pocket plus ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for a secure feel at the edges.
  • Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester in standard colors; fiber ratios may vary by color, especially heathers.

Free shipping on every U.S. order. No minimum, no threshold to hit.

We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.

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Adult Unisex Hoodie Gildan 18500
SizeLengthWidth
S2519
M2622
L2723
XL2826
2XL29.527
3XL3028
4XL3230

Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.

Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.

Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.

See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.

Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.


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