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"Today I Am A Serious Goose" is for the days you want to feel dialed-in while still keeping your humor intact. The artwork leans into the funniest contrast: a notoriously chaotic bird dressed up in a suit and tie, projecting mock professionalism with bold, meme-ready confidence. It lands especially well with goose lovers, internet-joke collectors, and anyone who enjoys clean, quirky comedy for school, low-stakes meetings, or casual hangouts.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 17 |
| M | 27.5 | 19 |
| L | 29.5 | 21 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31.5 | 25 |
| 3XL | 32.5 | 27.5 |
| 4XL | 33 | 28.5 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
