Today I Am A Serious Goose Cropped Hoodie Sweatshirt
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1687-S-LV-XS
Description
Story
Some days you need a little mock-formal confidence, even if your inner energy is pure goose. This suit-and-tie goose leans into that funny mismatch: a famously chaotic bird dressed for business, delivering a deadpan "I mean it today" mood for meme fans, goose lovers, and anyone bringing playful determination to school, work-from-home calls, or low-key hangouts.
Highlights
- Women's cut with a relaxed, boxy cropped silhouette that fits true to size.
- 7.05 oz fleece made from 85% cotton and 15% recycled polyester, finished with a 100% cotton face yarn.
- Raw-edge waist hem is intended to curl and fray as you wear it.
- Two-panel hood with a flat drawcord, plus dropped shoulders and ribbed cuffs on long sleeves.
- No pouch pocket, so the front stays clean and uncluttered.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 16 |
| M | 26.5 | 17 |
| L | 27 | 18 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit. This is a ladies cut and stops at Large.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
