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Today I Am A Serious Goose

A suit-and-tie goose for your most important silly days.

Today I Am A Serious Goose design artwork

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Mens T-shirt

Mens T-Shirt

From $ 21.00

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Adult Hoodie Sweatshirt

Hoodie Sweatshirt

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Cropped Hoodie Sweatshirt

Cropped Hoodie

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Infant One-Piece Romper Bodysuit or Toddler T-shirt

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Cropped T-Shirt

Cropped T-Shirt

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Today I Am A Serious Goose Racerback Tank Top for Women

Racerback Tank Top

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Behind the artwork

About this design

Some days call for focus, confidence, and a little extra attitude. Today I Am A Serious Goose brings that vibe with a sharply dressed goose in a suit and tie, paired with bold wording that says it all. It’s a fun contrast: a famously goofy bird acting like it’s heading into a big meeting. Wear it when you’re feeling determined, playfully dramatic, or just ready to look important while causing a little harmless chaos.

Made for: Goose lovers, meme fans, and anyone who likes clean, quirky humor for everyday wear, school, work-from-home calls, or casual hangouts.

Helpful answers

Questions about this design

What’s the joke behind Today I Am A Serious Goose apparel?
It’s all about the funny mismatch: a goose (naturally chaotic and silly) dressed up in a suit, declaring it’s serious today. The bold wording turns the whole thing into a confident little mood you can wear. Perfect for days when you’re pretending to be professional.
Who is this artwork for?
This one’s made for goose lovers, meme fans, and anyone with a soft spot for dry, simple humor. It’s especially great if you like designs that feel both cute and mock-formal. Basically, it’s for people who take their jokes seriously.
How do I choose a size for Today I Am A Serious Goose merchandise?
On each product page, click the Size Chart button beside the size options to see the chart picked for that specific style. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up. That quick check helps you get the fit you want.
When will my order ship and arrive?
If you can see it on our site, it’s ready to order. We print after you place your order (no special-order wait), and most orders ship the same day or next business day. Most orders usually arrive in about 3 to 4 business days after shipment.
What’s your return and exchange policy?
Our current policy is maintained on our Policies page, and returns are generally accepted within 30 days under that policy. If something arrives damaged or incorrect, email info@expressiontees.com with your order info and photos if helpful. We’ll take it from there.
How should I wash and care for my item?
Stay serious. Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry on medium, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
How is the design printed, and will it match the mockup?
We print every order after it’s placed using professional heat-press equipment and plastisol transfers. Your item is printed, packed, and shipped from Phoenixville, Pennsylvania (just outside Philadelphia). Placement and size match the digital mockup, and colors may look slightly different in person due to screens and garment color.
Is this a good gift idea?
Yes, if you’re shopping for someone who loves geese, internet humor, or that “I’m being very official right now” vibe. The suit-and-tie goose makes it feel a little dressed up while still being silly. Great for birthdays, holidays, or a small surprise for the funniest person you know.

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