Express Yourself with Expression Tees
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1354-B-BK
For anyone who has ever quit and knows how convincing a craving can sound, this blunt, dark-humor line turns support into a clear boundary friends can follow without a debate. The joke lands fast, but the meaning sticks: it is a pre-written script for parties, work hangouts, and social nights where "just one" tries to sneak back in. Made for ex-smokers, their besties, and anyone who likes sharp, sarcastic humor that cuts through the moment.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Height | Width |
|---|---|---|
| One Size | 15 | 15 |
Measured flat, in inches, top to bottom and across.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
