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For anyone who has quit and knows cravings can get loud, this blunt line turns support into a laugh and a boundary at the same time. It reads like a pre-written script for friends who might offer "just one," making it especially fitting for social nights out, work hangouts, and parties where temptation shows up fast. Sharp, sarcastic, and no-exceptions, it is made for ex-smokers and the people who actually want to help them stay quit.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 16 |
| M | 26.5 | 17 |
| L | 27 | 18 |
| XL | 27.8 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 28.4 | 21 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
