Do Not Give Me A Cigarette

A funny, firm boundary for ex-smokers and anyone who knows the struggle.

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Behind the artwork

About this design

This design says it all with one blunt, laugh-out-loud line: “Do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what I say.” It’s the kind of dark, witty reminder that friends get right away, especially if you’ve ever quit and know how cravings can talk big.

Wear it as your built-in script at parties, work hangouts, and social nights out. It’s a simple message with a lot of truth behind it, and it helps set a boundary without turning the moment into a whole conversation.

Made for: Ex-smokers, friends of someone who quit, and anyone who likes sharp, sarcastic party-ready humor.

Helpful answers

Questions about this design

What does the message mean?

It’s a funny, no-exceptions warning that says: even if I beg or joke about it, don’t hand me a cigarette. It’s especially relatable for anyone who’s quit and knows cravings can show up at the worst time.

Who’s this artwork best for?

This one’s a hit with ex-smokers, friends who’ve watched someone quit, and anyone who loves sharp, sarcastic humor. It’s great for parties, work banter, and social nights where that “just one” temptation pops up.

How do I choose the right size for Do Not Give Me A Cigarette apparel?

On each product page, click the Size Chart button right next to the size options. That button opens the chart picked for that specific style. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up.

How soon will my order ship and arrive?

We print your item after you place the order, and that doesn’t add a special waiting period. Most orders ship the same day or next business day. After it ships, most orders usually arrive in about 3 to 4 business days.

What’s your return and exchange policy?

Our current policy is maintained on our policies page, and returns are generally accepted within 30 days under that policy. If something arrives damaged or incorrect, email info@expressiontees.com with your order details and photos if helpful.

How should I wash and care for it?

Keep that “nope” energy strong. Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry on medium, do not iron, and do not dry clean.

How is the design printed, and will it look like the mockup?

We print every order after it’s placed using professional heat-press equipment and plastisol transfers. Everything is printed, packed, and shipped in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Artwork size and placement match the product mockup, and colors may look slightly different in person due to screens and garment tones.

Is Do Not Give Me A Cigarette merchandise a good gift for someone who quit?

Yes, especially if they appreciate dark humor and a clear boundary in one sentence. It’s a fun way to say “support me” without making it heavy, and friends who’ve been there tend to get it instantly.

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