Eat Dirt And Die, Trash

Zero patience. Maximum personality.

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Behind the artwork

About this design

Some days call for soft colors and sharp boundaries. This retro-style badge pairs a pastel, unimpressed face with bold wording that says exactly what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to. It’s a funny, feisty pick for anyone who’s done playing nice and loves a little vintage attitude in their wardrobe or bag.

Made for: Shoppers who love sarcastic, feisty humor and retro-inspired artwork.

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Questions about this design

What’s the vibe of the Eat Dirt And Die, Trash merchandise?

It’s pure no-filter energy. You’ve got soft retro colors, a unimpressed expression, and big statement wording that does the talking for you. If your humor leans sharp and your patience runs low, this one fits right in.

What colors and details are in the artwork?

The design uses a warm pastel palette with a circular badge look, bold lettering, and a grumpy, retro-styled portrait in the center. Little sparkle accents add a playful contrast to the tough message.

How do I choose the right size for Eat Dirt And Die, Trash apparel?

On each product page, click the Size Chart button next to the size options. That opens the chart for that specific style. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up.

When will my order ship and arrive?

If you see it on our site, it’s ready to order. We print after you place your order, and most orders ship the same day or next business day. After shipment, most orders usually arrive in about 3 to 4 business days.

What if I need to return or exchange something?

Our current policy is maintained at expressiontees.com/pages/policies, and returns are generally accepted within 30 days under that policy. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email info@expressiontees.com with your order info and photos if helpful.

How should I wash and care for it?

Keep that bold attitude looking fresh. Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors, and use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry on medium; do not iron; do not dry clean.

How is the design printed, and will it look like the mockup?

We print every order after it’s placed using professional heat-press equipment and plastisol transfers. Everything is printed, packed, and shipped in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Size and placement match the digital mockup, but colors may look slightly different in person due to screens and garment colors.

Is this a good gift for someone with a sarcastic sense of humor?

Yes, especially for the friend who can end a conversation with one look. The retro styling keeps it fun, while the message brings the bite. It’s a great pick for birthdays, holidays, or any “I saw this and thought of you” moment.

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