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1632-V-BK-XS
For the friend who is always a few steps behind but never short on attitude, this bold quote turns a familiar moment into an instant laugh. It is made for short kings and queens, slower walkers, parents juggling kids, little-dog households, and anyone who has ever needed the group to ease up without making it a big deal. The humor is playful and self-aware, so you can wear it on walks, errands, and family outings when your pace becomes part of the fun.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 16 |
| M | 26.5 | 17 |
| L | 27 | 18 |
| XL | 27.8 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 28.4 | 21 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
