Express Yourself with Expression Tees
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2012-V-BK-XS
This bold text-only graphic leans into that specific brand of self-aware chaos: when you cannot name what is going on, but you can still laugh at it. The high-contrast wording is meant to be read fast and from a distance, landing like a deadpan one-liner for people who cope with life through sarcasm, meme energy, and lighthearted mental health relatability.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 16 |
| M | 26.5 | 17 |
| L | 27 | 18 |
| XL | 27.8 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 28.4 | 21 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
