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1437-M-BK-S
Holiday plans go sideways, the lights refuse to cooperate, and someone has to say what everyone is thinking. This winter-hat graphic paired with a sharp, familiar quip is made for fans of Christmas comedy who live for that perfectly timed bit of seasonal sarcasm at family get-togethers, parties, and all the festive chaos in between.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 17 |
| M | 27.5 | 19 |
| L | 29.5 | 21 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31.5 | 25 |
| 3XL | 32.5 | 27.5 |
| 4XL | 33 | 28.5 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
