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"Milf And Cookies" leans into a sweet seasonal staple with a grown-up wink, pairing bold lettering with a milk carton graphic and cozy "home made" and "baked fresh" accents. It is made for adults who like their holiday gatherings a little cheeky, whether you are headed to a cookie swap, a Christmas party, or just want your humor as warm as the kitchen vibes.
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We print your item after you order it. Most orders ship the same day or the next business day, then usually arrive 3 to 4 business days after they ship. Timing is an estimate, not a guarantee.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 20 |
| M | 26 | 22 |
| L | 27 | 24 |
| XL | 28 | 26 |
| 2XL | 29 | 28 |
| 3XL | 30 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
See our returns and exchanges policy for the details.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
