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For skeptics, agnostics, atheists, and anyone who likes their humor sharp and readable from across the room, this quote-forward piece leans into blunt religious satire with a dark edge. The impact is the simplicity: a direct line that can land as satire, a pop-culture style nod, or straightforward skepticism, depending on how you wear it and who is in on the joke.
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 17 |
| M | 27.5 | 19 |
| L | 29.5 | 21 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31.5 | 25 |
| 3XL | 32.5 | 27.5 |
| 4XL | 33 | 28.5 |
Measured flat, in inches. Length is shoulder to seam, width is armpit to armpit.
Between two sizes? Measure a shirt you already like and match the width. That is the number that decides whether something fits.
Not right? We will help you sort it out. Wrong size, wrong colour, or it just did not arrive the way you hoped, get in touch and we will make it right.
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
Printed in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Screens vary, so colors may look slightly different in person than they do on your monitor.
