You're A Worm With A Mustache Tom Scandoval

A shady little worm, a bold mustache, and a whole lot of reality-TV side eye.

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Behind the artwork

About this design

This design brings the drama in the funniest way: a cartoon pink worm rocking a big mustache (and a little rock-star vibe), with the words “YOU’RE A WORM WITH A MUSTACHE” wrapped around it. It’s a cheeky callout that feels made for watch parties, group chats, and anyone who loves a well-timed, laugh-out-loud jab when the tea is piping hot. Wear it when you want your humor to do the talking.

Made for: Reality TV fans, pop culture lovers, and anyone who enjoys playful, dramatic humor (great for watch nights and themed parties).

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Questions about this design

What’s the joke behind this “worm with a mustache” artwork?

It’s a playful, over-the-top insult delivered as a cute cartoon worm with a big mustache, plus a little lightning-bolt drama. The whole vibe is pop culture shade, like something you’d wear when the group chat is buzzing.

What details are included in the illustration?

You’ll see a pink worm with a black mustache and dark hair, a microphone stand off to the side, and yellow lightning bolts for extra intensity. The words wrap around the character so the message lands right away.

How do I choose a size for You’re A Worm With A Mustache Tom Scandoval apparel?

On each product page, click the Size Chart button right beside the size options. That button opens the chart for that specific style. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up.

When will my order ship and arrive?

We print your item after you place your order, and that doesn’t add a special waiting period. Most orders ship the same day or next business day. After it ships, most orders usually arrive in about 3 to 4 business days.

What if I need to return or exchange my order?

Our current policy is maintained on our Policies page, and returns are generally accepted within 30 days under that policy. If your item arrived damaged or incorrect, email info@expressiontees.com with your order details and photos if helpful.

How should I wash and care for this item?

Treat it like a little TV-worthy drama moment. Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors; use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry on medium; do not iron; do not dry clean.

How is You’re A Worm With A Mustache Tom Scandoval merchandise printed?

Every order is printed after it’s placed using professional heat-press equipment and plastisol transfers. We print, pack, and ship from Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Mockup colors are shown as closely as possible, but screens and garment colors can shift shades a bit.

Is this a fun gift for a reality TV fan?

Yes, especially for someone who loves a watch party, pop culture jokes, and a little playful shade. The mustached worm illustration makes it feel like an inside joke you can wear (or carry) out in the world.

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