Surely Not Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

A cheeky line for anyone who loves a good lyric twist.

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Behind the artwork

About this design

This design says what we’ve all quietly wondered: “Surely not everybody was kung-fu fighting.” It’s a playful wink at a famous lyric, delivered with dry humor and a little skeptical side-eye about those “lightning fast” kicks.

Wear it to spark laughs at the gym, on casual days out, or anywhere people love pop-culture one-liners. It’s simple, bold, and built for folks who enjoy a clever quote without taking life too seriously.

Made for: Fans of witty lyric-based humor, martial arts vibes, and anyone who likes a quick laugh without being loud about it.

Helpful answers

Questions about this design

What’s the joke behind this artwork?

It’s a skeptical, funny twist on a well-known lyric about “kung-fu fighting.” The line plays like a friendly reality check, which makes it a great conversation starter for music lovers and anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Who is this design theme best for?

It’s a fun pick for anyone into pop-culture lyrics, martial arts vibes, or clever one-liners. It also works great for casual workouts, hangouts, or anytime you want an easy laugh without trying too hard.

How do I choose a size for Surely Not Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting apparel?

On each product page, click the Size Chart button beside the size options. That button opens the chart matched to that specific style. If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up.

When will my order ship and arrive?

If you see it on our site, it’s ready to order. We print after you place your order, and most orders ship the same day or next business day. Most orders usually arrive in about 3 to 4 business days after shipment.

What if I need to return or exchange my order?

Our current policy is maintained on our policies page, and returns are generally accepted within 30 days under that policy. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email info@expressiontees.com with your order details and photos if helpful.

How should I wash and care for my item?

Keep it lightning fast. Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed, tumble dry on medium, and do not iron or dry clean.

How is the design printed, and will it match the mockup?

We print every order after it’s placed using professional heat-press equipment and plastisol transfers. Everything is printed, packed, and shipped in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia. Size and placement match the digital mockup, and colors may look slightly different in person due to screens and garment color.

Is Surely Not Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting merchandise a good gift?

Yes, especially for the friend who quotes songs, loves a throwback joke, or enjoys martial-arts-themed humor. It’s a fun pick for birthdays, holidays, or as a just-because surprise for someone who appreciates a clever line.

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